As Clean As They Wanna Be

2 Live Crew As Clean As They Wanna Be Lyrics
1.Break It Down


2.C'mon Babe

(sound of woman being fucked)

When the party's over, we can get together,
Go to my house and fuck forever,
And do whatever comes to mind
Let me stick my dick in your behind
You can pour me a glass of dom perignon
Then suck my dick until i cum
Soft is your body, tender is your kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty
Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty
You're not used to people saying things like this
It's called criticism, and not a diss
I only give compliments when they are due
Now i'm gonna tell you all the truth
You claim to be a virgin, i mean the purest
I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

Bitch, it's time to spend the night
Let's walk the beach in the moonlight
Holding each other like lovers do
When the pussy's wet, i'll know what to do
Makin' love, holdin' you near
Screams and moans is all i hear
Quick is your tongue,soft is your lips
Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!

Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool
Listen and learn while i take you to school
You say you don't fuck on the first date?
Then fuck you, bitch! i ain't gonna wait
'cause my dick is hard and my back is strong
I'll find another bitch to get it on
'cause now is the time so stop the bullshit
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

As you move your body, the shit you say
Will make any man want to stay
'cause being with you is all i ask
And fucking you will be my task
My lonely nights will be filled with fun
No more clubs and sex on the run
Just suck this dick, while here i lay
You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(mixx cuts 'fuck me, bitch!')

Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some
Now you wanna start acting dumb
You wanna play cat and mouse
When i catch you, i'ma stick my dick in your mouth
Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'
Just fuck me good until i skeet
Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it
C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Step to me and fall to your knees
Suck this dick, put me at ease
Do something special you know i like
Smokin' head and please don't bite
Slow and easy i pull the seat back
Up and down, as i climax
Steady in motion, i quietly say
We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:'i think that type of sexual activity is
disgusting!'


3.City Of Boom


4.Coolin'


5.Get Loose Now

Chorus:
(mixx cuts 'get loose now' from 'it takes two')

People everywhere, just check this out
Say, something brand new that'll make you shout
For you, and you, and all to see
The dopest rhymes, said by me
Listin' these facts for all to know
How to rock a party, keep the crowd on the go
It starts with the beat, then comes the rhyme
The stance that's hard to keep you on time
We'll add a little scratch to give some flavor
So the mix'll be right for you to savor
There's only one way to move the crowd:
Bass level up high, volume level up loud
To do youre best, you gotta believe
And what you want, you'll soon achieve
It's who you know to get your juice
I started with rhymes and i get loose!

Chorus

This is a section, some of a rehearsal
So sucker mc's don't take it personal
I don't mean to talk about you or put you down
But i get loose out the door and go and freestyle
You see, the point i'm trying to make comes out so clear
I be bustin' lyrics 'till i leave here
I don't claim to be the best; i'm funky, not fresh
I just want to get respected, with all the rest
You see, i come from down south, talk slick out my mouth
I went to new york and got kicked out
Because they don't like me; they just like us as a whole
'cause the music we make (?) we got soul
So tell me the truth; it's monkey see monkey do
We cuss on a record; now you wanna cuss too
From hi-top fades to jhericurl juice
Watch marquis y'all, as i get loose!

Chorus

Get on up, let me bust a rhyme
Something that happened ahead this time
I was coolin' out, doin' my work
Then suddenly, it went berserk
Marquis came in with a couple girls
All the boys went crazy, takin' off clothes
We all got naked, no time to front
Clear the desk, 'cause you know what i want
Grabbed one by the hair, threw her on the floor
Opened her thighs, and guess what i saw
A hell of a mess, oh, what a bush
In a couple of minutes i'll be there to push
And back and forth, the momentum goes
I keep on strokin' as i get on my toes
She kept on moanin' 'till she started to juice
I'm in control when i get loose!

Chorus


6.Meag Mixx Iii


7.Me So Horny


What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! don't do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!


Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):

Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!


Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So i got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, 'yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?'
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Girls always ask me why i fuck so much
I say 'what's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?'
'cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew i got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

You can say i'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say i'm a dog when i leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call georgie puddin' pie
I fuck all the girls and i make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):

Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!


Chorus

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like i do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):

Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.


8.My Seven Bizzos

My seven bizzos...seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my
seven bizzos...
On monday there's melissa, i like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then i diss her
On tuesday there's sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, 'after school, i would love to meet you!'i said 'bet!'
with no regret
Because a night with her was one i wouldn't forget
So then i told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said i was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe'
Cause every tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos...

(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...

On wednesday there's wanda, who looks like jane fonda
She said she likes bikes, so i put her on my honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what i asked right from the start
She got naked, then my dick got erected

Before i rocked her pussy, i had to check it
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool'
Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos...

(2x)seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my seven
bizzos...yeahhh.

On thursday there's trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On friday there's frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser
She knows what i like, and that's to please her
On saturday there's susie, who likes my jacuzzi
She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty

She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink
She slobs on bob while i play with the pink
My seven bizzos...

(2x)seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...

On sunday there's connie, who fucks with slick ronnie
She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money
She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
I thought i came in her mouth, but i was only peein'
Now all these hoes belong to one player
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
Now y'all ain't heard? you better go ask your mother
That your sister's being dicked by marquis, your brother

My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.


9.Pretty Woman

Pretty woman, walking down the street,
Pretty woman, girl, girl you look so sweet,
Pretty woman, you, you bring me down to that knee,
Pretty woman, you make me wanna beg please,
Oh, pretty woman.

Big hairy woman, you need to shave that stuff,
Big hairy woman, you know i bet it's tough.
Big hairy woman, all that hair ain't legit,
'cause you look like cousin it.
Big hairy woman

Bald headed woman, girl your hair won't grow,
Bald headed woman, you got a teeny weeny afro.
Bald headed woman, you know your hair could look nice,
Bald headed woman, first you got to roll it with rice.
Bald headed woman, here let me get this uncle bens for ya,
Ya know what i'm saying, its' better than rice a roni
Oh, bald headed woman

Big hairy woman, come on in,
And don't forget your bald headed friend
Hey pretty woman, let the boys jump in.

Two timin' woman, girl you know you ain't right,
Two timin' woman, you's out with my boy last night
Two timin' woman, that takes a load off my mind,
Two timin' woman, now i know the baby ain't mine
Oh, two timin' woman
Oh, pretty woman.


10.The Fuck Shop

'i know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!'

(gong noise)


There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your dick after fucking the pink
But be careful of the things that you use'
Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and fuckin' at the fuck shop!

Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to fuck, 'cause my dick's on bone
You little whore behind closed doors
You would drink my cum and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'cause i'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent bitch, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll fuck you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say i'm crazy
In the fuck shop!

see you freak!!

In the fuck shop! that's where it's at!
In the fuck shop! the place to splak!
In the fuck shop! where all the boys go!
In the fuck shop! fuckin' all the hoes!

(gong noise)


11.You Got Larceny


Verse 1:brother marquis
Talk about, why? spreadin' rumors, tellin' lies
I'm real sensitive to the fact
Of why must you go out like that
You can't say nothin' positive
All i get are negative responses
They say it's hard to keep a good man down
But it's not hard to have one up off the ground
He said, she said, this-n-that
But who's tellin' the truth? it ain't like that
I knew somethin' was wrong, i knew it all along
But nobody told me what was goin' on
So just stop ... all this disrespect
'cause now is the time for me to put you in check
They say the truth hurts, but don't get mad at me
I'm talkin' to those who got larceny

Verse 2:fresh kid ice
Larceny, meaning bein' jealous-hearted
Over little or nothin', it can get started
For example, a man wants to get ahead
Others wish he failed and rather see him dead
Always puttin' obstacles in your path
It becomes a problem you shouldn't have
It's like a disease spreadin' faster than aids
The word is out, they misspelled your name
People look at you a little strange
You gain more foes as your lifestyle change'
They want what you got, that's the dollars that you clock
To you it's petty but to them it's a lot
Material things they couldn't retain
Still hopin' your loss will be their gain
Yet we strive to stay alive and live carefree
Others still have that larceny

Verse 3
(kid ice) you'll shake my hand, pretend to be my friend
And behind my back, wish it all would end
People mention my name, you'll frown your face
Hopin' in your dreams you'll take my place
The things that i own you wish you had
Every time i do good it makes you mad
You're not a friend to me, just an enemy
A sucker that rhymes, a wanna be
(marquis) you wanna be like me, only in your dreams
You wanna be down, but you gotta come clean
Rockin' boomin' beats on every cut
2 live's in effect, why you sweatin' us?
Wishin' you had all the money i've made
And all the females that i've slayed
You hate me, boy, now ain't that a pity
You ain't got the vapors, you got larceny